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Help fulfill the wish of a poor, unfortunate woman...
On a recent evening, a young woman (we'll call her Patti) was hit by a car while crossing the road. Her leg was smashed (ouch!), putting her out of work (temporarily) and into physical therapy. She said she had one wish...She would like for everyone to send her a haiku. Please help make her wish come true! Send your haikus (for those of you who've forgotten, its 5-7-5 syllables) in care of postmaster@barhaiku.20m.com. She's not picky, so don't worry about that seasonal thing.


Read Patti's haikus...

From Peter

What some people do
To avoid being at work
Can boggle the mind.

  From Jackie...

Patti my friend, yea
Heed well my words of wisdom
DC is no good.

In other words, dear
Stay away in the dark night
From that bad, bad place.

Behold your sweet cats
Hope they are now with you, Pat
Cuddling up close.

From a new friend, Christine...

oh to feel my toes
wiggle when you tickle them
hee, hee, hee, hee, hee

And one from John H...

He ran over me
What a dirty rat bastard
I swear I will sue

From Norinne...

My babe is Robert
Motherhood is such a joy
But he's a big flirt

And one from Don W.(Sorry, but I couldn't figure out how to make it "DW green"!)

 Patti makes me laugh
Now she does it on her back
Waiting for more laughs


Patti, before the accident.


Patti, after the accident.